...and all three disappear from the computer. Fuckit fuckit fuckit. Husband has just haughtily proclaimed it's because Mercury has gone retrograde.
"Who are you and what have you done with my husband?" He has no interest in astrology at all.
"Someone was talking about it on your FB page."
"Did you do anything to the computer?"
"Nah, was just playing Bejewelled Blitz with Witchlet One."
OK, so the combination of five-year-old Witchlet, Luddite Husband and Mercury Retrograde have hit the 'puter. I'm surprised it boots up at all.